I don’t know who made these (found them whilst stalking my crushes facebook uvu ) but credit to whoever did!
So I went to eat with this family I hardly know and they offered me asparagus they cooked… so being a nice/polite teenager I ate some.. THAT SUCKER WAS FURCKIN HARD TO CUT
I was like.. NOMNOMNOM biting down on that thing and I’m just hoping they don’t see and I have to even trying ripping it with my hands, tugging it with my teeth and still not triumphant.. I had it hanging out my mouth like a snake.. Long story short.. I hate asparagus